What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”